A Bowl of Cherry Tomatoes, originally uploaded by Pixie Dust.

She popped the entire cherry tomato in her mouth and when she bit down, the seeds squirted across the table onto the shirt of her startled date.

Whether he was startled before or after the bite she wasn't sure, because at that exact moment, a streaker exited the restaurant.

She repeated the exercise to see what would happen next only to choke on the tomato. This required intervention from a waiter who was fortunately well-trained in the ways of the Heimlich maneuver. When released, the small but powerful tomato ricocheted against the wall next to her date's head and into the back of his shirt.

And a good time was had by all.

He never did call back.

Huh. Some people don't appreciate humor.

(This is for LannaGirl who is bored by the internet right now.)

Labels: for LannaGirl, mini mini story, no this isn't based on reality it's just my weird head makin' stuff up